Date:  Apr. 17, 2007
Headline: Ask A Ninja Hired As Head Coach!

 

Montreal Canadians Press Release

 

The Montreal Canadians Organization has released on their official website that Ask A Ninja is there new Head Coach.

 

Despite his many kills and perplexing nature his dark humour and his genius are expected to turn the clubs fortunes around.

 

Management is delighted to have secured his services not only do the Montreal Canadians have a world class management team behind them they now have their personal bodyguard. The organisation is said to be on a new training regime that will rival ninjas and hockey teams worldwide!

 

Montreal has a current record of 10 wins 9 loses and 2 ties.

 

The appearance of ask a ninja in the organization has been of much delight to the fans as they have seen their ninja coach slash the prices of the club merchandise by as much of 50% Fueling talk that the Montreal Canadians organization is in the market for a big time star player, a charge that the ninja does not confirm nor deny but is willing to kill for.

 

The Ninja looks forward to killing the competition soon!

 

Heeeeeeeeeeeeyaaaaaaaah!!!